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THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES

Summary: Unfocused and ultimately frustrating, but it does have its moments. What luck! No sooner do we get a movie based on a cryptozoological legend, then we turn around a week later and here’s another one. If I was to… Continue Reading →

SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES – PART 2

PART 2 In the first part of our story we exploded some myths that SUV owners pathetically cling to in their hopeless search to find meaning in their empty lives while not acknowledging even to themselves that they are nothing… Continue Reading →

SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES

PART 1 I thought the fact Sport Utility Vehicles (SUVs) basically suck had been firmly established in the American psyche. I mean how many newspaper, magazine, and internet articles stating “SUVs Basically Suck” does it take before the public awakens… Continue Reading →

THE PATRIOT

Although The Patriot is ostensibly about the American Revolution, director Roland Emmerich’s film actually has very little to say on the subject. Instead we’re treated to yet another story of a man out to revenge the cold-blooded murder of his… Continue Reading →

AVOIDING JURY DUTY

Many jurors exit the trial process with a warm, fuzzy feeling inside that they’ve performed their civic duty and participated in the judicial process that makes America great. Whether this is true or not, it’s what the courts would have… Continue Reading →

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST

Where to begin? Going in, I’d heard some of the scenes were very graphically violent. I imagined some brief bloody scenes dealing with the crucifixion, among lengthier uplifting sequences surrounding the life of Christ. Big mistake. Instead, this movie is… Continue Reading →

THE CORE

Screw the planet. Things are going wrong. Thirty-two people wearing pacemakers in New York City all drop dead at once, and it’s not because the warranty just expired. In London’s Trafalgar Square, chaos ensues when people are pelted by pigeon… Continue Reading →

THE BEAST OF GEVAUDAN

The Beast was a mysterious creature which suddenly appeared in the rural mountainous region of Gevaudan, France, in 1764. Although witnesses described it as wolf-like, it also exhibited non-lupine characteristics, not the least being it was allegedly the size of… Continue Reading →

STAR WARS: EPISODE II – ATTACK OF THE CLONES

Summary: Another very tired entry in the series. I’ve said before that I avoid reading reviews prior to seeing the movie and writing my own. However, in the case of a Star Wars film, it’s pretty flogging impossible not to… Continue Reading →

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