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Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

40 Days And 40 Nights

Frequency

From Hell

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Godzilla 2000

The Good Thief

Gone In 60 Seconds

Gosford Park

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Hannibal

Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not

Head Of State

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Hollow Man

How The Grinch Stole Christmas

The Hulk

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Identity

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In The Bedroom

The Insider

Irreversible

Just Visiting

K-19: The Widowmaker

Kiss Of The Dragon

A Knight's Tale

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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

The Last Samurai

The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen

The Life Of David Gale

The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring

The Lord Of The Rings 2: The Two Towers

The Lord Of The Rings 3: The Return Of The King

Lost In Translation

Lost Souls

Luther

Magnolia

Mansfield Park

Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World

Matchstick Men

The Matrix Reloaded

The Matrix Revolutions

Me, Myself & Irene

Memento

Men In Black II

The Messenger

The Mexican

Minority Report

Miss Congeniality

Mission: Impossible 2

Mission To Mars

Mona Lisa Smile

Monsters, Inc.

The Mothman Prophecies

The Mummy Returns

My Life Without Me

Mystic River

Narc

The One

The Others

Out Of Time

Panic Room

The Passion Of The Christ

The Patriot

Paycheck

Pearl Harbor

The Perfect Storm



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Pitch Black

Planet Of The Apes

Pollock

Poolhall Junkies

Proof Of Life

Red Planet

Reign Of Fire

Reindeer Games

Remember The Titans

The Road To Perdition

Rock Star

Rules Of Engagement

Runaway Jury

The Safety Of Objects

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The Score

The Scorpion King

Scream 3

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Shadow Of The Vampire

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Showtime

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Sidewalks of New York

Signs

The 6th Day

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The Skeleton Key

The Skulls

Sleepy Hollow

Spider

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones

State And Main

Stuart Little

Sugar & Spice

The Sum Of All Fears

Super Size Me

Swimming Pool

Swordfish

The Tailor Of Panama

The Tao of Steve

The Talented Mr. Ripley

Thirteen Days

3000 Miles To Graceland

The Time Machine

Traffic

Training Day

25th Hour

U-571

Unbreakable

Under The Sand

Underworld

Urban Legends: Final Cut

Van Helsing

Vanilla Sky

Vertical Limit

View From The Top

Waking The Dead

War Of The Worlds

The Watcher

Way Of The Gun

We Were Soldiers

Wes Craven Presents: They

What Lies Beneath

Whipped

Willard

With A Friend Like Harry...

Wonder Boys

The World Is Not Enough

X-Men

X2: X-Men United

XXX

You Can Count On Me




Ratings System

See this movie. Now. What are you waiting for?
A good film, but some fundamental flaw keeps it
from being great. See it anyway.
A very average effort. Wait for the video.
I want my money back. You have been warned.
Quite possibly one of the ten worst movies of all time.