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Come with us as we hunt down legendary films which nobody has ever really seen. Plus we'll throw in a few of our own favorites along the way. Don't bother looking for a pattern - there isn't any.

Beauty And The Beast No, knucklehead, not the Disney cartoon.
Creature From The Black Lagoon Still some of the most beautiful underwater sequences ever filmed.
The Greatest Show On Earth Come see the circus. Don't be a jerkus...
JFK: Subliminal Images? Just when you thought the conspiracy couldn't get any more devious.
Kwaidan Spooky tales from Japan.
La Jetée Repeat after me: Not all French films are stuffy and boring...
The Long Ships Of Viking ships, mares of steel, and that great golden bell.
Ordinary People How can these be "ordinary people" when there's not a pedophile, voyeur, or repressed homosexual among them?
Rashomon They lie in the sun. Then later they lie in the rain.
The Seventh Seal "I am Death," he said with a wry smile.
The Wicker Man Does for rattan furniture what Jaws did for the beach.